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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

13.06.2025 08:47

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.